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The Quest: Searching for Lines in Vein...
2008.06.23
"Ant-Weegle was told that the road to Mordor was a Yellow Straight Line. He searched,...but in vein." :}
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"Ant-Weegle was told that the road to Mordor was a Yellow Straight Line. He searched,...but in vein." :}
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"Then, Ant-Weegle came upon a sign that seemed to mean something,...but alas...he couldn't read." :}
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"Then, Ant-Weegle came upon a sign that seemed to mean something,...but alas...he couldn't read." :}
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"Finally, he rented a car from Antz Rent-a-Car. Yet, in the end, all he could do was lay his head on the steering wheel and cry...for he had no money left to buy gas...
"...Ant-Weegle was merely the latest victim of a crime scene, known as 'Highway Robbery'!" :}
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"Finally, he rented a car from Antz Rent-a-Car. Yet, in the end, all he could do was lay his head on the steering wheel and cry...for he had no money left to buy gas...
"...Ant-Weegle was merely the latest victim of a crime scene, known as 'Highway Robbery'!" :}
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"...Years after Frodo left on his final voyage to the sea, Ant-Weegle, the odd-looking grandson of Smegle, returned to Mordor in search of "Gran-Pop's Pre-cious" or a reasonable facsimile...since, of course, Gran-Mum Smegle was totally blind.
"Ant-Weegle could care less about fame or fortune! No! Ant-Weegle took every step with one singular thought, 'I must bring a ring to Gran-Mum!'"
"On the surface this may seem honorable and altruistic, but there was more 'survival-instinct' in that focus than we will ever know!
"What would your thought be if every day...all day long...for forty years you heard the same high-pitched scream,...
"...'What? You let your Gran-Pop die and be buried without bringing me every last ring in his possession?'" :}
Thanks for the encouragement! :) You know that I do it get a laugh, right? The text for this entire post was written as "dry humor." I hope that you enjoyed it...Great Fun! :)
