How to behave in the home.
2007.08.15
First always make sure to sleep in the big girl bed (aka mom's bed).
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First always make sure to sleep in the big girl bed (aka mom's bed).
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Then get rid of any vermin (flies, stray food, monkeys etc.)
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Then get rid of any vermin (flies, stray food, monkeys etc.)
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I have defeated the monkey!
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I have defeated the monkey!
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If intruders (roomates, housemates, friends) come in the front door make sure to bark a few times.
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If intruders (roomates, housemates, friends) come in the front door make sure to bark a few times.
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Then pull your ears way back to show that you are really a coward.
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Then pull your ears way back to show that you are really a coward.
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The home really isn't that interesting so at first chance and whenever mom leaves, try to escape.
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The home really isn't that interesting so at first chance and whenever mom leaves, try to escape.
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This never works so then sit good and beg for mom to a) take you with her or b) Come BACK!
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This never works so then sit good and beg for mom to a) take you with her or b) Come BACK!
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