Cookie Monster says "Coookies"

We went to the doggie park and saw some dogs. This ridgebacks mom was real mean. I came in and growled at her puppy because her puppy was in my face and she said 'that's okay, ridgeback needs to learn manners' but then i did it a second dog and she yelled at me! The big scary yell that only scares people, not dogs and is the yell that people use on dogs when they are scary choke collar kick dog people. Then her puppy jumped up and she kneed her, real hard tooo. Ridgeback whinned and cried and was really sad. Her mommy needs to lighten up and stop screaming - it ruins mom's mood.

Mom likes puppy Cecil.

But she says I'm a mean angy aggressive dog who need some schooling. She's mad. I don't know what she means. The other dogs were just being snippy and teasing me. She says 'no you got in three fights today and three yesterday and you're done. no more growly play. no more toys at the dog park.' she says now we have to exercize so i don't have so much energiee when i go to the dog park and that i only get to go in for short periods of time. if I growl i'm done, i have to leave. jeeze i better behave myself.

She couldn't be mean to me for long though. I guess I'll get that schooling later because as you can see from the look on my face I'm about to get something good.

Coookie dough

It's goood.

And nyummy. Mom made cookies for her half birthday tomorrow - why didn't we celebrate my half birthday I ask? She said we did, when I was only six months old (I remember my six months birthday party) but what about my half birthday party??? I say mom's just trying to skip out and baking me cookies and getting me gifts and balloons. She's a bad mom. I demand my half birthday party!!

But right now, give me some more cooookies okay. More coooookies. Mooooom. I'm being gooooood. I'm sitting here waiting for more cooookies. I'm barely even whinning. Cookie cookie cookie.