When you tell someone you sleep on an air mattress that's on the floor, for some reason you feel like a hobo.

But when I go to sleep on the air mattress on the floor, I feel like I'm on a cloud, cocooned in cotton candy, and dreaming the dream.

I cracked up with your "this here is my air mattress" note. yessi222 · 2012-06-21: 12:14