Elvis Lives In Ireland

Not Men, But Giants.

So the secret is out. In a small Irish town is where Elvis moved to. He has a small dog that sits in his front door, and lots of pictures and statues of himself, as any self-admiring star would have. He started liking some funny national sports as well and it can often been seen in the local sports grounds cheering on the players with his peanut and banana sandwich in hand.

I can't tell you where the house is exactly, as he asked me not to. But I am sure with some invastigative work you will be able to find him some day.