No wonder you thought wearing a tie looked stupid (your comment - my post yesterday). I suppose you think sunglasses are useless, too?
Now I have to go "google" that word you used in the title . . .
Clever again, my friend!
There are all kinds of dirty jokes I could make about this excellent work of yours, but I won't. I'll just think them very loudly. The only clean one I can think of (for now) is that no one can claim the model is two-faced...