Ant attack

I hate ants. No, that's not true. I hate ants being in my house. And they're these HUGE ants. It is so disgusting and creepy. I made Greg take me out because I wouldn't eat anything made with any of the utensils in our house until we wash them all. The ants are IN MY CUPBOARDS. I'm getting the creeps just thinking about it.

Since we don't have any ant traps, Greg looked up recipes to make his own ant poison. This is the first version, made with yeast, molasses, sugar and some other stuff. The yeast was supposed to make them basically explode, but I don't think it worked. I think it was more like we were giving the ants a treat. The second version was honey with borax. I'm not 100% sure of the reasoning behind why it should work, but we'll see how it goes. If they're still around tomorrow, I'm going to go buy ant traps.