I want to meet Stubb

Technically, we're not supposed to take pictures in the grocery store, but when we were looking for BBQ sauce and I saw this one, I had to.

See at the top it says, "My life is in these bottles." Huh? And under his picture it says, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a cook." That's just the greatest line ever.

They also had baste, or as Greg was calling it for some reason, basté (bah-stay).

We didn't end up buying Stubb's sauce because it was too expensive, but I think we'll have to one of these days because I can't help but wonder what it tastes like. After all, he is a cook and his life is in the bottles. And what does that mean? Was he cremated and some of his ashes are in each bottle? Ew.