Round Beds & Normal Beds

There is a mental image that pops into my head whenever I go by this place (which luckily is very rarely!) and it goes something like this...

After trying to bust a spring in one of the beds for all of 23 seconds, the guy rolls off, turns up the volume on the sports network and kicks the just comsumated life-of-mediocrity-and-chore off right. He says to his lovely new bride, 'woman, get me a beer will ya' as he settles in for a conversation free evening of Hockey Night in Canada.

Don't question, it's just how my brain works ;)