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They call him Brenda

2008.03.07
Never in my life did I imagine I'd be putting make-up on my son.

at first he wasn't happy....

then he scarily got a little too into it...

See. Waaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo into it....

we got a wig from Grammie's halloween bag....

Say we look alike and I'll hunt ya down.....

At this point I was completely losing it. I couldn't get his bra hooked!

Be afraid. Very afraid. I'm now stuffing my 6'2" 285 pound son's bra with his TUBE SOCKS

Iy, yi, yi.....

Lord help me..... He's truly a primate of some sort. He really dug that hot pink lipstick.

Contemplating his new life....

Performing at the talent show. He lip sync'd a Brittany Spears song....

and then some boys started fighting over him.....

If you made it this far bless you. I was in a silly mood tonight and..... Well..... I apologize. <GG>

In the pre-season, our football always does a talent show for friends and family. How my darling Poopsie ended up as a cross dresser I'll never know. Let's just say I was so excited to do his makeup!

When he was a baby I used to get stopped all of the time because he was so beautiful. I always used to say he would have made the perfect girl...... Boy, was I wrong.

He isn't beautiful as a girl. He's half woman, half gorilla!

I actually was IN the BOYS LOCKER room doing his makeup. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my whole life. I completely lost it when I had to stuff his bra with tube socks.

Poor Poopsie was so upset that only one dress from the Goodwill would fit him and he couldn't find any woman's size 14 shoes.

So NO! That' isn't my dress, nor does he look like me!
19 Comments
MHJphotos LOL!!!! One of the, if not THE funniest post I've EVER seen out here. Definitely top 3!!!

I read EVERY word and laughed hysterically the further I down the post. 1/2 woman ... 1/2 gorilla ... I love it!

You said you'd hunt us down ... but can I say you have the same eyes?! =)

Great post my friend ... I haven't laughed so hard at a post in a very long time!
MHJphotos · 2008-03-06: 23:04
bettyluvsduncan This is way funny! I kept thinking "oh, I can see my son doing this some day!" ha ha

Thanks for sharing your silly side. It was fun and I enjoyed it.
bettyluvsduncan · 2008-03-07: 00:58
etodd80 Oh my goodness!! :-) Well, its sure a good thing he is a boy eh? Half woman, half gorilla is right :-) What a great post, very very funny!! Looks like you all had a great time with it.
etodd80 · 2008-03-07: 01:17
Beagles3 OH MY GOD!!!! That is just way too funny! I think every high school boy in sports loves a chance to mimic us beautiful women!!! LOL I thin they want to really try out the bra!! OMG Mom! You did a great job on his make-up.
Beagles3 · 2008-03-07: 02:04
focussed Well he clearly doesn't look like you!...You, are a stunningly beautiful woman........very nice to see you on the other side of the lens!...
How hilarious though...............you know you yield enormous power with these photos in your possession dont you?!.....such a cool post...I needed a good laugh......#9 just makes me laugh and laugh...
focussed · 2008-03-07: 04:16
tbranscum This is too funny! You are right, he is NOT a pretty girl! I think he needs a lot of practiced putting that lipstick on! lol I will say that you two have the same eyes only his has more warpaint! Thanks for the laugh.
tbranscum · 2008-03-07: 08:45
mattandbranson Oh my goodness this is too funny! I am sure he loves having these photos online for all of us to share! LOL!

My mother-in-law is an interpreter for the deaf and her student plays football so she is a locker room regular...quite the interesting job task...good thing she raised 5 boys!
mattandbranson · 2008-03-07: 09:55
PaperWings This was really really entertaining!!! I love it! :)
PaperWings · 2008-03-07: 14:19
mariazinha32 LOL...greaaaaaaaaat
mariazinha32 · 2008-03-07: 16:10
jet28 Way hilarious!! These photos will come back to haunt him one day!
jet28 · 2008-03-07: 16:32
apnimages Could the Canon take these kind of shots, Good Post.
apnimages · 2008-03-07: 17:02
athenabutterfly HAHAHA oh wow how hilarious!!!! yeah ill definitely have to say he's better lookin as a boy!

it looks like in #5 youre about to say "shut up!" hahaha oh this post was sooo funny!!!
athenabutterfly · 2008-03-07: 19:21
picturemom The, wig, the lipstick ......the beard coming in - very very scary but, well you call him poopsie, what did you expect??lol!! what a fun set and what a great sense of humor you all have!!!
picturemom · 2008-03-07: 20:24
ambersunsets Too, too funny! Will there be a video of Brenda on youtube?
ambersunsets · 2008-03-07: 21:37
tomie ho! so funny!!!shure he doesn't look like you...but may be i should be interested to see you in man dress...hey!:)
tomie · 2008-03-08: 15:23
leocheung What a crazy and funny post !
leocheung · 2008-03-08: 22:48
ncshutterbug This is so very wonderful! The threat to hunt us down cracked me up, as did all the other photos. What a wonderful time you all had.
ncshutterbug · 2008-03-09: 19:30
Lindyart this is so so funny .. lol how much fun .. and how funny what you wrote :) great shots!!
Lindyart · 2008-03-09: 22:20
Nayah Too funny! :))))
Nayah · 2008-03-10: 12:57
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