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#259 You Might Be A Redneck If... (yee-haw!)

2008.02.01
seriously, we have a toilet on our backporch!! the husband had to have a new one.... this has GOT TO GO this weekend!!

here we have sissy just chillin with the porcelin!

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

-Gretchen Wilson "redneck woman"
26 Comments
maharba I have a urinal hidden in the back garden that I want to make a sculpture with. I'm not sure if I'll get to do it before the discovery is made. IT WAS SUPPOSSED TO GO WEEKENDS AGO. :)
maharba · 2008-02-01: 13:35
Lindyart Sissy looks so relaxed .. too too funny :) love the song :)
Lindyart · 2008-02-01: 13:53
focussed You could always keep it as a "conversational piece" Sissy looks so comfy just hanging off it.....too cute.... and I really love the feel of the photo.
focussed · 2008-02-01: 14:04
lexlevans this is way too funny! the lighting makes it kind of look surreal. i love it, haha.
lexlevans · 2008-02-01: 14:05
justsuz Now you just need a couple of hound dogs and a sofa on the front lawn next to the broken-down pick-up truck.
justsuz · 2008-02-01: 14:11
ccrowe13 Ha! hysterical. :-)
ccrowe13 · 2008-02-01: 14:16
jonrake love the song love the whole concept
jonrake · 2008-02-01: 14:27
mimax2 :)))
mimax2 · 2008-02-01: 14:50
sunshineand she is getting really tall!
sunshineand · 2008-02-01: 14:52
noptek Great picture full of irony. I love the contrast between the brick wall and the baby, and I love the way the baby standsby the porcelin.
noptek · 2008-02-01: 15:30
DancingDolphin Very funny... you should save this to blackmail her when her knight in shining armor comes around some day!
DancingDolphin · 2008-02-01: 16:51
PaulGraham lol so funny i love it
PaulGraham · 2008-02-01: 16:52
uandi Love it!
uandi · 2008-02-01: 18:53
jwideman lol
jwideman · 2008-02-01: 19:49
vollenda Very funny! Sissy looks great in her little outfit. :)
vollenda · 2008-02-01: 23:59
Agodashi Very funny!
Agodashi · 2008-02-02: 04:23
bamommy How funny! Great photo.
bamommy · 2008-02-02: 05:50
nadoune Absolutely funny and beautiful baby!!!
nadoune · 2008-02-02: 11:29
ambersunsets Very funny!
ambersunsets · 2008-02-02: 12:06
Carley I agree with DancingDolphin.....This picture will be great for blackmail when she's a teenager!
Carley · 2008-02-02: 20:04
????? now THAT is the one you should be framing. color OR black and white!
????? · 2008-02-03: 13:11
helenaguyhunt is it gone yet? e
helenaguyhunt · 2008-02-04: 07:37
Chevy lol LOVE this shot.. it is great! I love the color, you did an awesome job :0)
Chevy · 2008-02-04: 09:01
AiseAyar this is ADORABLE
AiseAyar · 2008-02-04: 15:39
jamie Glad you took a picture before you got rid of it! Priceless!
jamie · 2008-02-06: 12:22
DawsonSwan Haha this picture is hysterical
DawsonSwan · 2008-02-06: 15:49
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