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ST. PETER'S CROSS

2014.07.15
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St. Peter's Lie Clock
by Barry A. Lanier


The man died and went to heaven-
At the Pearly Gates before St. Peter
He saw a huge wall of clocks, and he
asked St. Peter, 'what are they? '
St. Peter answered, 'everyone on earth
has a clock, the hands move every time
they lie.' 'oh', said the man, whose clock
is that? ' That is Mother Teresa's., and the
hands have never moved for she never
told a lie. 'Incredible, ' said the man, and
whose clock is that? ' St. Peter responded,
'that is Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands
moving only twice for he told only two lies in
his life.' 'Incredible, said the man, do you
have George Bush's clock? ' St. Peter replied,
'It is in Jesus's office, he is using it as a
ceiling fan! '
17 Comments
marilynx :-)
Love image and joke!!
marilynx · 2014-07-15: 03:53
Annbramwell I could name a couple of politicians whose clocks could be used to power aeroplanes...
Annbramwell · 2014-07-15: 03:57
yellodog :)) Super B&W
yellodog · 2014-07-15: 04:07
SADHYA It is a wonderful image, although I don't really understand what it is. I love the subtle hints of colour.
Good story too!
SADHYA · 2014-07-15: 04:15
tomie Amazing shot! l'histoire est amusante et pourrait être dédiée à beaucoup d'hommes politique :))
tomie · 2014-07-15: 05:27
LouiH The joke is a good one....and I see! :-))
LouiH · 2014-07-15: 05:41
armando Muito bom.
Desculpa, tenho andado ausente. Como sempre, muito trabalho antes de uns poucos dias de férias!
armando · 2014-07-15: 09:30
EvaLizette Hahaha great smile :) I like that picture!
EvaLizette · 2014-07-15: 09:42
LisaFA LOL, nice joke though. I would say something for the current president but better not...interesting shot :)
LisaFA · 2014-07-15: 22:32
josy63 :))))))))
Excellent !!
josy63 · 2014-07-16: 02:23
busybee Love it...........
busybee · 2014-07-16: 04:01
timepiece Brilliant - love the story!!!!
timepiece · 2014-07-16: 04:09
pcmcgarry Love the ghosting effect, cannot figure out the meaning, I think I should have tried harder at school. The joke could a lot of leaders names.
pcmcgarry · 2014-07-16: 09:12
JustmeG LOL! love it! great shot too!
JustmeG · 2014-07-17: 00:39
Francesc21 Great work
Francesc21 · 2014-07-18: 02:19
renatomartins Muito interessante este trabalho. Vai para os fav
renatomartins · 2014-07-19: 08:45
rmjannette oh my gosh. ha ha. too funny, sadly! what a bizarre image. makes me dizzy but very curious!
rmjannette · 2014-07-19: 11:28
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