I Went Looking for a Spatula and......

...no, this is not like that book -- If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I need another spatula, but have you noticed these days either the handle is too giant, or the surface of the flat part of the spatula is big enough to lift an entire salmon? So I had a 30% off coupon and went to Kohl's where I last joined the new millennium. They had these measuring spoons that I wound up buying (and no, this is not an informercial), that had a narrow end that fits into the spice bottle (YES!!!), but round on the other side so you could pour liquids into it, and the best part---magnets in the center to keep the whole lot of them together. No more fake ring that comes apart and doesn't keep them together anyway, cause you just need one! I will let you know how they work!!! But no spatula. met my requirements.... So flushed with success, I decided to walk around a little and see if I could boost the economy a bit and use my coupon some more. I came across what is seen BELOW. My God, what a bling mirror.Those are not lights, but circles of glass that catch the light. ....Where on earth would you put that? BTW, those are my legs featured in the mirror middle of the bling, LOL, as I took this picture..... I

Brazilian Trunks, or did I misread Brazilian Hunks? What I want to know is that if I put those on, will I look like the guys in the EQUIPO photo? If so.......