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I'm a liar

2007.02.15

This whole oodds scandal (http://www.photoblog.com/user/oodds/2007/02/16#comments) has gotten me thinking. Taking credit for something that is not true is wrong and that's why I feel I can no longer lie to you. (That and the fact that I can no longer afford the blackmail money I've been paying to Leapfrog to keep my terrible secret.) The last 3 photos of me have been heavily photoshopped. I feel it is my duty to come clean and show you the real me.

A three-foot tall midget pirate.

Please forgive me.

Argh.

29 Comments

hah! you'd better photoshop the mirror if you want to perpetrate this hoax. otherwise, i would have believed it. totally.

chipotle · 2007-02-15: 05:24

LOL LOL LOL.... :D Great :D

Sandman · 2007-02-15: 05:41

Ha-ha, you're to funny dear... Gorgeous self-portrait, by the way! :)

Shamana · 2007-02-15: 06:10

I knew it! Good job snowing us

jpazz · 2007-02-15: 06:40

A lot of complicity there ! A spell has hit the quiet home ! I am waiting for the next episode anxiously !

carmitage · 2007-02-15: 08:03

Ha ha, Oh the shame!! Super cute pirate.

crabalocker · 2007-02-15: 08:13

so who is the milkmaid you can see in the mirror?

mikezupan · 2007-02-15: 08:50

Um...the milkmaid is my nanny?

Damn! My cover is blown!

daisymae · 2007-02-15: 08:56

Daisymae, I'm sooo disappointed in you. But you are rocking as a pirate!

aggiechristine · 2007-02-15: 09:08

haha,The best liar had but one eye.
：）

liuyi · 2007-02-15: 09:13

LOL

keturah · 2007-02-15: 12:11

Well they do say piracy is a crime....

kevincm · 2007-02-15: 12:35

So funny! :)

vollenda · 2007-02-15: 14:18

I've seen this before, you copied it from here:

www.photoblog.com/user/daisymae /2007/02/15

;)

Richard · 2007-02-15: 17:35

Ha! You are too funny. I think you have been blown off shore one too many times.

Overexposed · 2007-02-15: 17:48

You crack me up!! This is funny, and a great (genuine) picture!!

Jannie · 2007-02-15: 18:14

beautiful picture - the funny is a nice bonus!

magpy · 2007-02-15: 23:14

So you are saying in the past you used photoshop to make yourself look older? You are the first female in the history of photoshop to have done this. For the rest of us, photoshop is to pictures what botox is to foreheads.

JuliaGotz · 2007-02-15: 23:23

hahaha!
cute!

mr9nth · 2007-02-16: 02:58

you got the spirit! :-)

thanks for tearign this whole issue into the ridiculous... that's where it belongs to! ;-)

eidea · 2007-02-16: 05:04

Too funny - Like Mother like Daughter!! Again your forte is on shots of your daughter!! I hope she is getting "screen actors guild" wages for being you model so many times?? We will all watch her grow through your eyes!! Warm and excellent shot DM!! - LeapThankful

PS: Yes, DM did pay me, but do you think 10 cents was enough? For a frog, that bought me a week's supply of flies and I even had two cents left, so I threw in my two cents worth of comments to that annoying "fly" that bothered me for two days. That fly is no longer, it was digested in my stomach yesterday and am now waiting for the "end" result!! Bravo on this post DM - I had a good chuckle for the first time in days!!

deleted062007 · 2007-02-16: 05:51