|
«
 |
»
|
Tw@t: dedicated to anonymous messagers everywhere
2008.11.17
This is dedicated to the anonymous person who leaves me unpleasant comments and messages. I really would recommend that you stop being such a sad bastard and get a life. :)
Anyway, this is just for you. It's by John Cooper Clarke and is simply titled "Twat".
"Like a night club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrows
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour - here, wear this polythene bag.
You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality.
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked-and-spat-out Smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race?
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes, platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT. "
LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE
Anyway, this is just for you. It's by John Cooper Clarke and is simply titled "Twat".
"Like a night club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrows
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour - here, wear this polythene bag.
You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality.
I hate both of them.
Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked-and-spat-out Smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race?
You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes, platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.
What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT. "
LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE
17
Comments
 |
I turned off anonymous comments.
makaid · 2008-11-17: 11:32
|
|
|
Great post!!
peregol · 2008-11-17: 12:41
|
 |
And DD said, "AMEN!" (which she doesn't normally say but somehow it seemed appropriate)
DancingDolphin · 2008-11-17: 13:07
|
 |
eh eh !!! good reaction of you !!! it's a beautiful shot !!! great work !!! ;-)
sistatitoune · 2008-11-17: 13:14
|
 |
when I open a book and see dedication on first page - I always think what that person means to author, what he (she) has done to be so important. now I know...
burbulz · 2008-11-17: 13:59
|
 |
I HOPE "THE SAD BASTARD" IS READING THIS: Next time he/she will leave another comment /message, he/she will have a big surprise: THERE IS A WAY of tracking who he/she is and it will be reported to the Police.
redro · 2008-11-17: 19:18
|
|
|
hahahahaha that is hilarious! People like that do seriously need to get a life!! I enjoy your photos and the commentary/blurbs that usually go with them! So I appreciate coming to see your photos every day
KerBear · 2008-11-17: 21:35
|
 |
Just wanted to say smoking is bad for your health Anonymous ;-)) how on earth did you get the different colours?
slowpete · 2008-11-18: 01:03
|
|
|
interesting post
Artist · 2008-11-18: 01:43
|
 |
Wonderful image!
jet28 · 2008-11-18: 06:23
|
 |
This is the most elegant and stylish and dignified and effective way man ever sent someone to hell. Well done.
longimanus · 2008-11-18: 13:42
|
|
|
Great photo - even better rant....!
keeyo · 2008-11-18: 15:31
|
 |
Hear Hear !! Longimanus! Great take - please tell us how you took this photo!
Riyaz · 2008-11-20: 12:06
|
 |
Very creative! How did you make it? :)
baiska · 2008-11-21: 06:09
|
|
|
Well done, David. Amen! Thank you.
????? · 2010-08-10: 07:52
|
 |
You definitely smoked him out! great pic btw
TheBigHush · 2010-08-10: 17:06
|
|
|
P.S. Forgot to say that I like your beautiful and creative shot... and reading the hilarious above comment, I do agree with him ;-)
????? · 2010-08-11: 02:24
|
You must be logged in to comment!
|
«
|
»
|
© 2013