Now then, listen up lad. This 'ere is yer 'eckler & Koch MP5 automatic machine pistol and that, in yer 'and, is yer standard six ounce take-away coffee cup. You see the basic difference between yer machine gun and yer coffee cup is that when I go up behind someone and shout "Stick yer 'ands up!" they jump a bleedin' mile; whereas if you tried it with that they'd just think you were a bit of a numpty, know what I mean?

Now then, don't get me wrong lad, I'm all for learnin' on the job so to speak, but I thought they would 'ave gone over this back at training college; know what I mean?




By the way, I may have made up some of this..... the coffee cup can actually be a lethal weapon in the right hands :)

lol great commentary Oknuma · 2009-01-03: 05:15

funny story. gonia · 2009-01-03: 05:35

:-))) Too much television? jet28 · 2009-01-03: 06:05

Really good! betsymurphy · 2009-01-03: 10:36

OH la la, I had to get my dictionary out and the dictionary even gave up, that is something you cannot learn in foreign English classes, but I can somehow hear it as I read it, wonderful! I will understand later. AlexandraPechabaden · 2009-01-03: 12:56

I have understood! AlexandraPechabaden · 2009-01-03: 12:56

hm... no more melancholy? colors, motion and for my big surprise - people. you taking pictures of people with slight irony - and of course, your (yer?) story adds a lot. I love this kind of documentary. burbulz · 2009-01-03: 14:58

hahhaahha...I started giggling even before I read the comic commentary anticipating the "witty-funny" you will give. But I wasn't prepared for the hilarious talk. ..ah, I laughed with tears !...I got this into my favourites but I need to save it somewhere with the text...This is a gem! redro · 2009-01-03: 19:23

Numpty is new... Good one lad. Sevendipity · 2009-01-03: 20:11

Bloody Hell ! You have police that carry MP5's while walking the streets?! DancingDolphin · 2009-01-03: 21:47

Wot! Seriously? It's a hand-grenade in a cunning disguise? Never. Love your commentarys! dreadwear · 2009-01-05: 11:43