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YOU CAN BUY IT... BUT YOU CAN'T USE IT! :(
2008.02.15
NO SMOKING HERE! NO SMOKING THERE! NO SMOKING NOWHERE! IN PORTUGAL THE LATEST ATTACK WAS ON EVERYWHERE PUBLIC, LIKE RESTAURANTS, CAFÉS, CLUBS AND DISCOS! OWNERS OF THOSE PLACES WERE SUPPOSED TO CREATE SPECIAL AREAS FOR SMOKERS... BUT IT SEEMS THEY CHOSE THE EASY WAY OUT: NO SMOKING EVERYWHERE!
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SO YOU GET THIS HYPOCRITICAL SITUATION WHERE YOU ENTER A CAFÉ AND YOU SEE THIS FANTASTIC DISPLAY OF CIGARETTES (GOVERNMENTS GET HUGE TAXES ON THEM), YOU CAN BUY... BUT THEN YOU GOTTA GET OUT!
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PACKS ARE VISUALLY DIFFERENT, RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE WE TO DO WITH THEM?
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WRITE...
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BUT, HEY...WHAT IS THIS OVER HERE?!
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MMMMMM... NICE BUM!! FORGET ABOUT THE CIGARETTES...
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WHAT IS THIS? THE BUM CAMERA BOOK? THE CAMERA BUM BOOK? AND THAT HOLE IN THE BOOK THERE? HOW IS IT CALLED?
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UNFOLDING...
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DELIGHTFUL!! :)
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WHAT A LOVELY SHAPE FOR A BOOK!
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AFTER YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR PHOTOS... THE COMPUTER IS THE ESSNTIAL TOOL!?! YOU MUST BE JOKING!!! WITH THAT BEAUTY OVER THERE!!! MMMMMMMM WE KNOW WHAT THE ESSENTIAL TOOL WILL BE RIGHT NOW, HU HU HU!!! :)
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AND WE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH...
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YEAH, WE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH...
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... OF THIS... B...B... BOOK!
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CUTE, HU? :)
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THIS IS ART!!!
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WE WILL MAKE A FLIPADOS AVATAR WITH IT! :)
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BUT NOW THAT WE ARE THINKING... AGAIN, THIS REMINDS US OF SOMETHING... (?)
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SOMETHING SIMILAR... PAPER... A HOLE... IT'S STILL QUITE BLURRED...
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YEAH... SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT BUT WE WILL GET THERE
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HHAA!! THIS IS IT... WITH A CHALLENGE AND EVERYTHING: SIT HIM ON THE PISSPOT WITHOUT FOLDING THE CARD!!!
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MMMMMMM THAT'S QUITE A CHALLENGE????
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WE CAN'T EVEN READ CLEARLY... HOW ARE WE GOING TO SOLVE THAT RIDDLE!!??
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THINK... THINK...
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THINK... THINK?
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THE COMPUTER SAYS: "USE YOUR FINGER!!!" BUT... THE FINGER WAS IN FLIPADOS PREVIOUS POST!?!?
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AAAHHHH WE THINK WE KNOW NOW!!!
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WE GOT IT!!! :))
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HE IS SITTING ON THE PISSPOT AND THE CARD IS INTACT... NOT FOLDED OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?! :)
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YOU NOW KNOW HOW WE DID IT, RIGHT!?... NO!?!?
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LIKE THIS!!!! WE PUT A NOTE ON THIS PHOTO AND EVERYTHING TO HELP YOU OUT! :))
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LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT! BUT THIS WAS NOT THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXERCISE! THIS WAS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR ALL THE OWNERS OF CLUBS AND CAFÉS THAT DECIDED TO FORGET ABOUT SMOKERS! :((
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THE CONTENTS OF THIS POT ARE FOR YOU... BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING!!! BUT THERE IS MORE!
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THAT'S RIGHT: THIS IS ME (KING KONG) TELLING YOU - I'M A SMOKER (CHECK MY LOVELY BROWN TEETH) AND I WILL GO INTO YOUR ESTABLISHMENTS AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A NICE QUITE PLACE FOR ME!!!
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OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO HANG OUT WITH THESE ULTIMATE GEEKS!
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OR BE STUFFED AND STIFF LIKE THESE!
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OR LISTEN TO THESE GUYS FOR A SERIOUSLY LOOOOOOOONG TIME!
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OR FORCED TO GO DEEP INTO REDNECK AMERICA RIDING A JAPANESE BIKE (note on this one too)
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YOUR BATHROOMS WILL BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE THIS
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OR THIS! SHALL WE TAKE A PEEK INSIDE... HU HU HU :)
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AAAAAHHHHH! THIS IS THE SPECIAL MOMENT FROM OUR SPONSORS, THE "THIS IS WHERE YOU PEEEEE MAINTENANCE COMPANY"!!!
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ANYWAY, IF YOU DON'T ABIDE BY OUR LAW (THE SMOKERS LAW) YOUR GIRLFRIENDS LEGS WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
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YOU WILL BE LEFT ALONE IN HOTEL BEDS
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YOUR NOTIONS OF STYLE WILL BE SERIOUSLY IMPAIRED
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YOU WILL HAVE MULTIPLE WET DREAMS
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YOU WILL HAVE TO SIT IN AWKWARD POSITIONS
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WE WILL USE THESE ON YOU
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AND NOW, FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT: YOU WILL BECOME HIM... DO WHAT HE IS DOING... WEAR WHAT HE IS WEARING FROM TOE TO HEAD... YES, INCLUDING THAT THING ON THE HEAD!!! HAHAHA!!! :)
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BUT... ON THE OTHER HAND: IF YOU CREATE AREAS FOR SMOKERS...
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... YOU WILL HAVE OUR HEART!!! :) -» (not our lungs!!!) ... 50 photos!!!! THANK YOU, MICHAEL & MIKE!!! :))
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This post was done by our eclectic old department "PIROLITO NEWS FLASH TRASH" with the much need donations from our sponsors "THIS IS WHERE YOU PEEEEE maintenance company"!! :)
Also thanks to our now obsolete department "THE 21 PHOTOS POST posse"!! :(
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50 fotos ah pois é... mas por outro lado ZERO comentários, ou seja, ninguém lê, nos tempos que correm e ler legendas de 50 fotos??? Tá ketu!!! :((
flipado · 2008-02-15: 15:20
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deixa lá, Flipado, um dia destes vão perceber a obra de arte que está aqui!!! :)
Cabecilha · 2008-02-15: 15:22
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Isto tem o peso do TOLSTOI... do PROUST... do LUIS DE CAMÕES!!!
ZilDaMar · 2008-02-15: 15:28
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50 FOTOS!!! ISTO É ARTE... E EU QUERO AQUELE LVRO!... É QUE TENHO UMAS DÚVIDAS COM A MINHA NOVA DIGITAL!!! :-)
americo · 2008-02-15: 15:31
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Pois é... agora tenho que vir cá para fora em todo a lado porque os senhores dos restaurantes têm medo da A. S. A. E., a nova PIDE!!
RozariaS · 2008-02-15: 15:34
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he he eu gostei da história do menino no pote!
minie · 2008-02-15: 15:45
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Oh Tios, eu quero um livro sobre trabalhar com a máquina fotográfica, mas esse só ensina a tirar fotos aos rabinhos das meninas!
ritocas · 2008-02-15: 15:49
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Great, fun and enjoyable set :)
mintra · 2008-02-15: 17:13
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GREAT POST!!!
????? · 2008-02-15: 17:15
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ahahahahhhh....adorei"""""""""as lágrimas correm-me pela cara abaixo de tanto rir ehehehe....a do penico já sabia prrrrrrr........ Aproveita bem o fim de semana pois vem aí chuva a valer!!!!!!...pois é caro amigo... mais vale deixar de fumar... não vá a chuva molhar o cigarrinho......bolas.....aonde é que deixei o meu chapéu de chuva??????
mariazinha32 · 2008-02-15: 18:31
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pera lá 50???? explica lá isso melhor hummmmmmmmmmm???
mariazinha32 · 2008-02-15: 18:31
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Interesting story.
xserka · 2008-02-15: 19:27
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yikes!
sunshineand · 2008-02-16: 00:10
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some talented shots!! good!
swkotor2 · 2008-02-16: 04:46
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! LOLOOLLLL 50 fotos é obra! Isto é mesmo só para quem pode!!
Primavera · 2008-02-16: 08:45
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Hilarious ! Love it !!!!!
jendayee · 2008-02-16: 09:56
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Great fun, and very clever!
Carley · 2008-02-16: 13:43
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This is so funny!! Great use of the 50, I must say. Hats of to you!!!
Marianaush · 2008-02-16: 13:44
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nice set, well done
baqerian · 2008-02-17: 06:31
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Fucking Great ! Bravo! would not want to be caught in redneck America with the Jap Bike
jonrake · 2008-02-17: 11:19
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funny set
giodinu · 2008-02-17: 14:09
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Great diverse set!
felipeadiers · 2008-02-17: 18:15
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Brutal....eu tb quero um livrinho daqueles.... mas sem a parte do rabinho de menina... se fosse de menino....:P... De resto grande conjunto de fotos..... já me animaram o dia... por isso muito obrigado e muitos parabéns!:D
JaCkYe · 2008-02-18: 11:35
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muy buen registro
hugogris · 2008-02-20: 11:34
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Crazy post!!! I really enjoyed!!!
miclaud · 2008-02-20: 14:25
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You've gone LOCCO! errr actually you've always been! Congratulations!
the12thdude · 2008-02-22: 06:25
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Funny and rally creative!!!! :))))
Nayah · 2008-02-22: 10:55
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lovely sets!!!
josanhjx · 2008-02-22: 20:41
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very nice /
NikodemM · 2008-02-26: 15:24
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:))
persi · 2008-02-28: 09:28
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very nice set
Andrea67 · 2008-03-02: 15:23
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