in order to recover from the best night of our lives (and because, apparently, both the sam adams AND harpoon breweries are closed on mondays), my sister and i drove into salem, ma to bone up on the salem witch trials. fortunately, our thrifty combo tickets included a tour of the pirate museum, general advances (in olde english, of course) from the costumed gentlemen at information, and a marriage proposal from a guy in giant soda cup costume.

i heart: strange history
i h8: turning down a perfectly handsome soda cup