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How to Ruin a Potentially Okay Photo

i have paint in my hair.

Step One: Come across as if you have no idea what a camera is.

"Shove THIS up your mind."

Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'?
-"Da Ali G Show"

Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree.
-Rolling Kansas

Mass Murderer: The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. 'Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you've killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as "The Middle Toe Murderer." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: "Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?" Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to myself, "What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I really should go back to college.
-"The Kids in the Hall"
pippo an old guy in a tree?? can work! funny shot! have a nice day!
pippo · 2008-04-14: 04:26
????? i think you're insane! =P
nice shot though. i like the flower shoved up your nose.
????? · 2008-04-14: 14:55
Cabecilha · 2008-04-15: 13:11
idorudoll hah, good pic. :)
idorudoll · 2008-04-17: 13:41
instantsfutiles Excellent! :)
instantsfutiles · 2008-04-21: 09:29
taifallos haha!!! that's freekin' awesome!!! You win major cupcakes!!!
taifallos · 2008-04-21: 16:02
davidcardona Cool! Great pic too! chEErs!
davidcardona · 2008-04-21: 21:49
No One Ain "We're not talking about a plane wreck in the Andes, sir. We're talking about a delay. You were the sole survivor of a 35 minute delay....You ate 150 of your fellow passengers. You could have just eaten one but no, you ate a little of each. Why!"

"I simply tried a bit of each in hopes that the next one would taste better."
No One Ain't A Shan Fan · 2008-04-26: 17:12
Spencer "the puff head" klein YAY PUFF HEAD BUDDY!!!! we're such awesome puff heads. this pic is totally amazing!!!
Spencer "the puff head" klein · 2008-05-02: 16:07
mary spencer's an idiot. "puff head amazing buddy"?

my power is about to go out. i am hoping it will strike my computer.
i'm just waiting.. i need some action.
(yes, i am this desparte)

you look lovely is what i meant to say in all of this.
mary · 2008-05-09: 21:16
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