| openbelarus · 2008-04-10: 10:21 | |
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Reply ⇔ Draw Your Own World
Gdzie Polska? (I'm sure you'll understand:))
I found an article published last year in SB, the most popular news-paper of Belarus. It mentioned Poland!Russia is our former part and our bottomless pit of oil, gas, gold, diamonds and caviar. The capital of Russia is Vladimir Putin. The president of Russia is Saint Petersburg. The main job of Russians is FSB. Poland is our Western application. In 1980s Poles went to Belarus to clean our shop counters. In 1990s we went to Poland to sell our aluminum basins, pails and wires and then to buy jeans Malvina and Piramida. Cheap jeans are already over there, but we still have enough pails. In 2000s they try to hit our agriculture with their cheap pork, but we successfully struggle against it. Ukraine! The main part of Ukraine is Crimea where we get sunbaths topless. Recently they successfully revolted and the face of their new president became sharpen. Moldova is the capital of Ukraine. Germany was won by us with the help of our Stalin Line fortifications and Museum of the Second World War. Germany still pays money to our old people. To earn money for us they learnt how to make good automobiles. Switzerland is a part of Germany that is well known with their expensive watch Seiko. Italy is a fine country of Ferrari and tasty pizzas that are sold near the Central Railway Station in Minsk. France is Paris. Paris is loved by our women. Men love Paris too. But men’s love is Paris Hilton. Finland is a part of Lithuania. Lithuania simply exists. Turkey is a popular Belarusian resort. If Turkish people do not work for our tourists, they sell leather jackets or build our cottages. What they would do without us? Egypt is our resort #2. Local Turkish people built ancient pyramids. Pyramids are our everything. India imports our tractors. China is a country of all goods that we buy in our shops. Viet Name is a country of numerous men that sell Chinese goods in Belarus. Israel. We emigrate there. USA. Sometimes we reemigrate there through Israel. American administration supports our opposition with money and thus our oppositionists are able to build mansions in other countries. Our president hates USA, because he needs money and mansions too. Several years ago USA had some problems with New Orleans and clean water. We helped them only with water, because we have enough water and we have no New Orleans. Canada is populated with French-speaking Amerindians. It is famous with autumn red leaves. Mexico imports to us their soap novels and tequila, but we prefer vodka. Arabia is our friend and the enemy of our emigrants. Iran and Venezuela are our oil deposits. Australia is full of exotic animals that were created specially for our two zoo parks and with wild aborigines that have eaten our Captain Cook. Tahiti is a tale, but not a real country. |
| openbelarus · 2008-04-07: 08:41 | |
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Reply ⇔ Draw Your Own World
Gdzie Polska? (I'm sure you'll understand:))
Polska is already closed for us and so it is out of our maps :) |
