Bad news.. I'm back!!!

Ok ... after a minor disaster, I'm back with content and a will to eradicate some people off the face of this earth

Yes.. Its been *that* much fun.

I've been forced to do the London tour (a waste of £19/$40a person)... the London Dungeon (another waste) and a lot of other things.

I've even done hostling. never again! I LOVE my home comforts!

So I'm now going to torture you all with tourist pics for the next few days with a flash of creativity when i get bored ;)

So Round 1) Onto the tower!

The Tower of London.. blah blah blah River Thames blah blah blah William the Conqueror blah blah blah Crown Jewels blah blah blah Tower Bridge blah blah blah ... etc

Yes I am a *perfect* sales rep for London and the UK.

More sarcasm about London over the next few days - there's BUCKETS of it to come ;)

And yes - sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - I'm just a serious practitioner of it