Urrrggghhh! BATHTIME!

Why, when I just start to smell nice and doggy-like, do Mum and Dad whisk me off to the bathroom with promises of treats and cuddles for a BATH!! Urgh.

My nice doggy smell goes off down the drain, and I am left smelling like flowers. If dogs wanted to smell like flowers, they would roll in flowers. Do you see them doing that I ask? No. We like things that smell good, like the pleasant aroma of rotting fish at the beach and the subtle but enticing smell of horse dung.

They just don't understand.