Guide to Getting Fed

Welcome to my easy 2-step guide to getting your favourite meal - in my case - sardines (droooool).

Step 1 - Thump down heavily on the kitchen floor. Sigh. Look at the fridge. Sigh a bit more (louder, with a groan thrown in for effect), all the while having the most pitiful, pleading, helpless expression on your face.

Step 2 - Continue step one all the way up until you are allowed to eat, even while you are sitting there waiting for the go-ahead. You never know when humans will take away your food!