MKMK goes to Thomas Sweet!

Mary Katherine Martin Krieg came to town, gracing all in her path. Not sure how that dollar bill got in Jam's pants.

I found my locker and I found my classes
Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses,
That guy is huge! that girl is wailing!
First day of school and Im already failing.

This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine

Ive got a blue and red adidas bag and a humongous binder,
Im trying my best not to look like a minor niner.
I went out for the football team to prove that Im a man
I guess I shouldnt tell them that I like duran duran.

This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine

Well, half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed
And none of them can help me study for my math test.
I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone;
I guess I shouldve studied instead of watching wrath of khan.

This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine

They called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyes
They called me fatso, they called me buckwheat,
They called me eddie

This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine

Ive got a red leather tie and pair of rugger pants,
I put them on and I went to the high school dance.
Dad said I had to be home by eleven --
Aw, man, Im gonna miss stairway to heaven.

This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine, baby, this is me in grade nine

- Barenaked Ladies