Our dog, Columbia (aka "Snarfy") is a very nice, docile, FRIENDLY animal. In the picture you see here, she's actually
smiling. I'm serious. Scares the hell out of most people, but there you have it. Charley, the calico cat, is pleasingly plump (and easily cowed), and Calvin and Seamus are brothers who wreak havoc every chance they get. My life is never dull.
