the mr. fatty-fatzola-f.scott-flabbo memorial post

in memory of my fat kitty, the one and only fatty mcfatterpants / fatzola / sunny / chairman mao / f.scott fitzgerald / mr. fatty / flabby tabby / flabola / mister kitzer / flabbo tabbo / mowzer / catzola / fatto / mr. kitty / obesity tabbo, who was brutalized by a gang of coyotes and sustained major head injuries, was rushed to a local hospital in critical condition, and died later that night under medical supervision. may he continue to destroy furniture, meow pathetically, binge eat, step on my hair and play with plastic bags while i'm asleep for the express purpose of waking me up, torment the other kitty, and shed prolifically in the afterlife. he may not have been the most well-behaved or the fattest of cats, but everyone loved him. except my mom, who should have made good on her threats to ship him off to me at college which would have saved him from the cruel hand of nature.