the beach is CLOSED!!!! -42
I think it's odd that the RI Health Department can close down a beach and not say like the Parks and Recreation Department. Were people coming out of the water with fungus in their orifices or extra limbs? Was it a toxic dump zone? I don't know!
if this was a painting I'd call it "Beach warning sign and beach" or if I was clever "DANGER! BEACH!" but I'm not clever so I'd call it "beach warning sign and beach"