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Friday fun: mythological sex

2009.04.16
Classical singles bar

Failed applicant to model the new Durex poster campaign

Ancient Greek stripper

Definitely into bizarre sex

He may be incredibly horny but she's about to rebuff his advances.

See what happens if you play with yourself? Your finger falls off





If you’re under age or offended by sexual terms, stop reading this. If you are really biologically or mentally under age, there are 562,000,000 other pages available through Google dealing with this subject. I just checked.



No, really. Stop reading now.


OK…

Blame it on Homer: overriding lust, envy, deception, drugs, abuse, sodomy, incest, necrophilia and an apple. Oh, and lots of people killing each other.

Ah, those were the days.

Classical mythology is basically one huge shagfest [“partouze” pour les amis francophones], something 2,000 years of glosses have striven to explain away. Today’s in-your-face pornography and sexploitation pale into electronic insignificance compared to what those antique buggers (I use the term literally) were up to. It’s a miracle we’re not all speaking Greek.

The humour – if any – in this week’s Friday fun post lies in the captions.

Have a good weekend.
33 Comments
dontblink #3 looks like my brother, #4 is just scary, #5 hits too close to home. So why is the tip of her index finger missing in #6?
dontblink · 2009-04-16: 18:15
caroleagle is that a SHOE in #5? she's gonna get rid of him that easy?
He's kinda cute......
caroleagle · 2009-04-16: 18:51
laurad789 Disturbing....yet like a car accident you just can't look away.
laurad789 · 2009-04-16: 19:05
Jarvo So is that how the ancient Greeks warned their kids? Not today's, "play with yourself and you'll go blind" but, "play with yourself and you'll lose a finger tip".
Jarvo · 2009-04-16: 19:43
Memphis Greek statues remind me of an old girlfiend I once had - lovely but not all there.

Sorry.....
Memphis · 2009-04-16: 19:51
SoulCurry Still laughing at #2.
SoulCurry · 2009-04-16: 22:04
Widcat I needed a good laugh today.I can't believe she's going to hit that thing with a shoe. I'm glad I saw #4 in a photo instead of a museum somewhere, because my giggling would have caused a scene.
Widcat · 2009-04-16: 23:52
Nellinka I don't think it's offending..
Actually, you were quite modest compared to some ancient writers.. =D
I like the refined irony of the reinterpreted pictures which are themselves tiny little masterpieces.
Nellinka · 2009-04-17: 03:10
tomie les photos sont de très haut vol ainsi que les commentaires...le WE s'annonce joyeux :)
tomie · 2009-04-17: 03:37
boszorka65 Great set!
boszorka65 · 2009-04-17: 04:01
Nychthemeron you'd probably make an interesting tour guide in a museum ... ;)
Nychthemeron · 2009-04-17: 04:15
Quark Such a funny set from you:-))
Quark · 2009-04-17: 04:38
regencytimes Nice exposure, it's a lovely colour for something which aren't tulips! :)
regencytimes · 2009-04-17: 05:22
Ryana Love your humor, thanks for making me laugh !!
GREAT set ! :o))
Ryana · 2009-04-17: 05:35
Dragana they were very humorous. love all these
Dragana · 2009-04-17: 05:55
TIM927 ok I´ll not send you to the lions cos your b&w is very good ,,,, and well these ancients behaviours were normal if you think there was no Tv, we all would be acting the same all time if Saint Internet hadn´t appeared in our lives lol
TIM927 · 2009-04-17: 06:57
lookagain Humorous and clever post - loved them all! Was going to post my thoughts on the last one, but saw Jarvo already did.
lookagain · 2009-04-17: 08:03
?????

great shots and funny captions.
????? · 2009-04-17: 11:14
tedbarlow Hmmmm...who is Homer?? Ho- mer; Lord of the Sea - Posideon???
tedbarlow · 2009-04-17: 15:09
revenant The bile and muddy thinking above don't merit an answer. I understand this blogger has announced her forthcoming retirement. Before the farewell tours begin, let me just say I am sure Anamaria21 will be sorely missed, especially by people with a gun.
revenant · 2009-04-18: 02:22
Peche I love it. Anyone who is even vaguely familiar with Greek mythology should. Very clever.
As for any critics of this post - they should remember that regurgitation and quotations serve as substitutes for wit.
Peche · 2009-04-18: 03:41
tedbarlow My, my...you don't half provoke an interesting debate ;)
tedbarlow · 2009-04-18: 06:52
odradek really really sick...we have this kind of embarrassing things in some seedy parts of London...thanks for the smile
btw do you mean Homer from the Simpson? I found it on Google.
odradek · 2009-04-18: 07:44
TIM927 somebody in Pb has a big problem lol ,,and Im not talking about the owner of this post ,,,just about,,,welll,,what the f*** am i doing commenting here if maybe i have never been to an art gallery ahhahah,,,,certainly some comments from WISE people make my day lmao :))))))))))
TIM927 · 2009-04-18: 15:54
TIM927 well and I was wondering (and wandering too),,I guess next time I go to a museum (in case I ever go to one) I won´t give any opinion about what i see,,who I am to do it ;) Thanks God for privileged minds who help me to open my humble eyes :)))) Now I´ll shhhh or I´ll go again into unwanted troubles ;)
TIM927 · 2009-04-18: 15:58
Wasichseh LOL
Wasichseh · 2009-04-18: 17:31
thebronzebow LOL. I especially like the expression and posture of # 4. Just call me subtle.
thebronzebow · 2009-04-19: 00:40
susjustjake These are all great and love your comments! Number 5 cracks me up (and its a great shot)
susjustjake · 2009-04-19: 22:57
longimanus hahah, what a steamy discussion above (the post is not bad either) ... wonder why always when the little word sex appears in a post :-) if this is sick then we are all sick... is there anyone who hasnt taken a closer look and doesnt wonder why David`s penis is uncircumsized? I`ll rather be sick and have a good laugh.
longimanus · 2009-04-20: 07:17
DancingDolphin Funny from the first one!
DancingDolphin · 2009-04-21: 19:12
pollak hahahaha. i must say this is an amazing post. i really laughed and your answer to anamaria21, well it's the perfect answer...:))
pollak · 2009-05-02: 13:10
LeonardoDaNiepce Not bad! Nes pa mal! Hoy hoy hoy!
LeonardoDaNiepce · 2009-06-09: 12:04
flipado


TOOOOO MUCH! :)))



flipado · 2009-06-17: 08:06
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