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This computer is no more! it has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to tit perch 'e'd be pushing up tit daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off tit twig! 'E's kicked tit bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down tit curtain and joined tit bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COMPUTER!!