What!? No, man, I did not drink chocolate milk this morning...
And if I did, I wouldn't have forgotten to wipe. I'm a classy drinking kind of guy; I take sips dammit!

So, yeah, I'm waiting to hear from my official super-contributor as to what type of Mo' I have to grow but, for the moment, I am just going with the classic 1940s style (i.e. loops around the lips and stops at mid-mouth.

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