Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman

My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll f**k you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
but she's coming back to my place tonight
I say
No one really knows just how far she's going to go
but I'm gonna find out later tonight

-CHORUS-

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life
(My girlfriend's a dick magnet)
(My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger
Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

look around and all I see
is no good, bad and ugly,
man shes hot and fixed to be,
the future ex-Miss Connolly!

c'est une histoire d'amour entre Tomie et Piggy!! domino · 2008-11-17: 15:55

What a pig she is!!! Haha! Where did you find this song? Haha, it really made me laugh! We need to find tomie a nice girlfriend. I know Mariana will find one for him! :)))) mariaps · 2008-11-17: 16:37

very nice set very nice photo Andrea67 · 2008-11-17: 17:08

s'ils ont des petits, tu m'en gardes un ! domelia · 2008-11-17: 17:32

Cheeky lol :0) cookmandy · 2008-11-17: 17:35

Great - hilarious set - love 8 and 9 especially - and the song!!!!!! Robertthebob · 2008-11-17: 17:37

Tomie tu es incorrigible !!! :-)))) Super roman photo !!! ;-) sistatitoune · 2008-11-17: 18:44

Oh la la!!! Belle illustration de la chanson! miclaud · 2008-11-17: 20:36

This post would surely brighten up my day. Thank you:)) leocheung · 2008-11-17: 21:09

Oh my - lol! The humorous photos work well with the sassy song lyrics - very creative! lookagain · 2008-11-17: 23:19

Great fun, I loooove no. 1 and 2:-)))) ????? · 2008-11-18: 01:33

Another funny post - I love the 'kiss' in the first shot, very romantic. busybee36 · 2008-11-18: 10:16

Ha ha ha! Trop marrant ce post! :)))) Nayah · 2008-11-18: 12:02

:))))) maciut · 2008-11-18: 12:28

Lol! Great set, love it! Hermans · 2008-11-18: 13:03

you are unique and you make my day. storytaylor · 2008-11-18: 13:50

Great work about the love, jejeje juanzamora · 2008-11-18: 14:33

ohhh Tomie you have a really fertile imagination)) good sense of humor and very good style! this song is new for me! natasa7 · 2008-11-18: 16:50

I love this set!! somogyvari · 2008-11-18: 18:30

c est vraiment une histoire cochonne pour le pauvre Tomie .. ????? · 2008-11-18: 20:51

LOL! Tomie, you astonish and amaze me! ScubaLiz · 2008-11-21: 21:36

Très chouette :) sexybaby · 2008-11-23: 06:47

HAHA! Funny and cute! Even the piggy butts. TheCrazyCroat · 2008-11-30: 21:20

:-D kormoran · 2009-08-15: 16:33

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