Of course, you all know that I make poor Spike work for his room and board by modeling for me.
But what you don't know is that he's really a secret agent (009), well versed in the lethal cat arts. He was assigned to me to protect me while I'm in the witness protection program.
He takes his job VERY seriously and spends countless hours patrolling the windows and looking out for unseen dangers!
He makes an excellent guard cat. And all would be assailants cower before him! Mandibles of Death, I tell ya.
Mandibles of Death!
P.S. Hobbes of Calvin & Hobbes is Spike's hero...
