His staple diet of Langos soon led to advanced arteriosclerosis. Towards the end of his life he was kept alive by intravenous transfusions of liquid hydrogen which was the only substance that could pass through the clogged veins. Unfortunately he became to an unsuitable degree brittle. When his nurses one day dropped him while making his bed he shattered into an impractical number of bits and was subsequently left at a recycling station.

great!!! Ciao borogovoi · 2009-12-23: 06:17

cool! ????? · 2009-12-23: 15:24

awww... I grew up with langos and my veins let pass the biggest obstacles of life through. that sweedish festival version must be a horrible concoction fried in whale fat... no, its not your biography. reincarnation in the far future? longimanus · 2009-12-23: 19:11

At this point, the large hadron collider in the CERN laboratories nestled deeply under Geneva created a super event horizon, not a black hole (which anyone can create with a shovel), but a green hole, whose restorative powers have yet to be charted, but whose green waves (fully endorsed at Copenhagen, BTW) glue people together with surprising consistency... revenant · 2009-12-27: 05:52

Ah ah ah ah.... double fun: your tale and Stéfan's comment !! ????? · 2009-12-30: 11:01