this can't be happening.
Is pregnancy contagious or something?! Curses to all my pregnant friends! I was just telling my mami the other day that I don’t want to have kids until I’m 40. And now this. I thought the first was a fluke so I tried a second, and... man! Although the lines are so thin and light... maybe it’s not for real?
I’m freaking out. I have so many questions.
Like, where am I going put all the baby stuff?
Who’s going watch it while I’m at work?
Will I have to cut down on my McDonald’s consumption?
Can I still do Pilates?
Ben, can we hire a nanny?
Is the school district I live in any good?
And most importantly...
Did you fall for my April Fool’s joke?!