BOTSWANA SNAPSHOTS - (Cruising in the Okavango delta - Heavy weight)

by Antonio Gil January. 09, 2014 4180 views

A hippo wants to commit suicide. So he climbs to the top of the highest skyscraper, jumps and decides to count the floors: “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1, -2, -3…”

A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “That will be $7.50 please” says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. “You know we don't see very many hippos in here” mutters the bartender.
The hippo replies, “At these prices it's no wonder!”

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Shaghayegh Yassemi 5 years, 9 months ago

Like them, seems very kind to me :)

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Evalizette Hansson Nordstrã¶M 5 years, 9 months ago

hahahah great smile my friend :) need that in mornings!

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Sreekumar Marar 5 years, 9 months ago

Man, only human beings are starving in Africa, every other creature thrives! :)

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Josy 5 years, 9 months ago

Il est bon de rire :))
Le roi du fleuve semble débonnaire mais il ne faut pas s'y fier !!
Je vous vole la deuxième Antonio .

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Teo Montana 5 years, 9 months ago

Great captures of these heavyweights! Very cool Antonio!

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Gillian Parsons 5 years, 9 months ago

So huge so ugly but so wonderful great hippo's

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Taifallos 5 years, 9 months ago

Haha, I love the jokes! These cheer me up for the start of my day! :o) #2 and #5 are my favorite. They remind me when I was on a canoeing trip, an we ran into some moose who were trodding along peacefully in the water. Well, at first we could only see them from the nose up (and they look smaller). It was majestic to paddle alongside of these animals. Then, they began to climb up the underwater slopes onto the land, and Holy Moses!! They were huge! Over 9"feet high! It was really very shocking to see the contrast between paddling beside them to this! Your hippopotamus remind me of this story :) They are wonderful, unsuspecting animals....

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Tomie Poodle 5 years, 9 months ago

i'm fascinating by Hippo...They are very dangerous animals in africa theyn kill more people than lions....
You're story is hilarious ...thanks for the smile we need!!! :))

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Gonia 5 years, 9 months ago

they are very heavy! i don;t like to swim with them!

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Marilyn Grimble 5 years, 9 months ago

Their sheer mass terrifies me!

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
Dan Ravasio 5 years, 9 months ago

hahahahahaa...... another great start to the day....

5 years, 9 months ago Edited
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