by Antonio Gil June. 19, 2015 2853 views

A Gourmet Treat

By Elton Camp

Joe went to Mexico to see a bullfight
Then to the arena’s café to eat that night

The waiter, “Our testiculo is the very best
And I recommend it over all of the rest.”

It was a dish of which Joe had never heard
To be adventurous the idea to him occurred

Two hunks of meat proved to be king size
To ask about them Joe decided was wise

“Senor, these are from the bull killed today.
They are of the best quality customers say.”

Joe’s stomach gave a heave and a flip,
But he wanted to be daring on this trip.“

He found they actually tasted rather good
And ate a lot more than he likely should

Days later, he ordered testiculo once more
But the serving was far smaller than before

He asked, ”What accounts for this tiny size?“
The waiter at first stalled, then gave sighs

He then replied with a chuckle and a grin
”Senor, the matador doesn’t always win."


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Evalizette Hansson 6 years, 3 months ago

As I grew up with Ferdinand the Bull I have faith in that they are very sweet animals :)!
[url=]I just want to smell the flowers![/url]

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Eiram Marie 6 years, 3 months ago

Crazy people:))

6 years, 3 months ago Edited
Marilyn Grimble 6 years, 3 months ago

I find it very difficult to think of this as a sport - what is the point?

6 years, 3 months ago Edited
Tomie Poodle 6 years, 3 months ago

Le genre de photo que je n'oserais pas prendre...Je parle du gars en face du taureau!

6 years, 3 months ago Edited
Larry Sample 6 years, 3 months ago

All of this causes me to ask a rather rediculous question. Have you any women bull fighters? I am thinking probably not. Interesting post!

6 years, 3 months ago Edited
Dan Ravasio 6 years, 3 months ago

hahahahaha.... what an interesting picture with the tiles...

6 years, 3 months ago Edited