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by Big Al November. 01, 2009 1066 views

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’ 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?'; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
I don't have any. She replied, smiling sweetly.
Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?
'Ninety-eight, ‘she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
’Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? ‘
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ’I outlived the bitches.'

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