I thought I would introduce my gnome. His name is Roger because when we first got him he used to whistle as you approached him on our doorstep, so he is named after the famous whistling singer called Roger Whittaker. But his whistle went a while ago in a gale when he whistled all night every time there was a flash of lightning. Sadly we had to remove his little battery.
Then when the pandemic arrived and we were in lockdown we were worried about him getting too close to the man from Amazon so we had to give him a face mask. It wasn't until we put his little mask on that we realised how worried he looked. His little hat had an accident when we moved house.
And that is the story of Roger.