How to Ruin a Potentially Okay Photo

by Kelsey April. 13, 2008 3190 views

Step One: Come across as if you have no idea what a camera is.

“Shove THIS up your mind.”

Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'?
-“Da Ali G Show”

Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree.
-Rolling Kansas

Mass Murderer: The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. ‘Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you’ve killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as “The Middle Toe Murderer.” By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: “Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?” Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, “Hey! Whatcha been doin'?” And I think to myself, “What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?” Sometimes I think I really should go back to college.
-“The Kids in the Hall”

i have paint in my hair.

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David Cardona 9 years, 1 month ago

Cool! Great pic too! chEErs!

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Taifallos 9 years, 1 month ago

haha!!! that's freekin' awesome!!! You win major cupcakes!!!

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Nanou 9 years, 1 month ago

Excellent! :)

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Olivia 9 years, 1 month ago

hah, good pic. :)

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Filippo 9 years, 1 month ago

an old guy in a tree?? can work! funny shot! have a nice day!

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