rather than design this blog entry to build in interest, i just decided to begin it with the best picture ever. a portrait at 3am. i don't age. cough it up to a tea-totalist lifestyle, bitches. Gary and I, both in need of a shave, elevator in Rehoboth Beach. Two young men, alone in an elevator… er, yes. nothing scandalous about that. Heres a true adventure for you to witness. The night of antics, Jan 24th. The gang, teaming-up with the chump of cheapness (left), ventured to a rest-stop, where el cheapo promptly stole… toilet tissue. (i'm sure enough time has passed so that we are out of any possible charges pressed :P) el cheapo's reasoning was that “this saved money”. I am not making this up. Ugh. This hourglass broke on Feb. 1st. I shall never forget it.