• Posted May 3, 2011 by Lisa Viewed 1576 times
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My office building is unevenly heated and cooled, which results in my office being like a meat locker when the a/c comes on.

Today I resorted to taking hot paper fresh off the printer and laying it on my arms to keep warm.

Day 35. The Company, coming upon many Ice Floes of divers Shapes and Coldnesses, has had to resort to Huddling Beneath ye Papers taken hot from the belly of the Laser-Printer. We afeare that soon we willst be Eating ye Post-its for Sustenance. We pray ye in the name of &c.

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      2011.05.07 Edited

      I did that just the other day. If they can send a man to the moon, they ought to be able to get office temperature control right, for Pete's sake!

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      2011.05.05 Edited

      Warm copier paper is almost as comforting as putting on jeans straight from the dryer.

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      2011.05.03 Edited

      With Spring here maybe you can find a Snuggie on clearance?