By The Lake

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women. ~Katharine Hepburn

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Albert Einstein

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders
Linda Festa

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

A man yells at his wife “pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery.” “Oh wonderful!” she says, “should I pack for the beach or the mountains?” The husband replies, “I don't care. Just get out!”

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      2011.11.07 Edited

      Very funny quotations as for the relations men-women
      Would the life of couple be this lake where we row only??

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      2011.11.07 Edited

      Now I'm wondering if these quotes are meant to be funny or serious! They are making me smile :- ) Nice photos!