New hairstyle

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!”

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.”

“You're right,” she said. “I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That's a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, 'Arthritis

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      2012.04.17 Edited

      Lol... he looks like our football coach. And the jokes are funny :))

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      2012.04.15 Edited

      :-)) Great jokes..I wonder if the wind blew his hair like that?

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      2012.04.15 Edited

      hahahah, I enjoyed this post a lot :) Love his new hairstyle!

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      2012.04.15 Edited

      Your jokes are too cute and I find that the style of hairstyle adopted by this monkey is in agreement with its ears :)))

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      2012.04.15 Edited

      Lol Satish. Thanks for the laugh. As they say, laughter is the best medicine