Welllll...If Feebs and Dan can do it.....

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Lesson Learned: Do not try to do this [youtube.com] at home. We are not all as physically gifted as Felecia. So stick to what you do best…I'm going to go lay down on the couch now…

Enlightened by Feebs see here. [photoblog.com] and empowered by Dan see here. [photoblog.com] I set out to conquer the pole. If they could do it, why not me? Why not now? So I set out in search of the proper pole……Hmmmmm, nope, too small.

No way…too big!!

Hmmmm….nah, too close together!!

So dejected, I returned home to shower and lo and behold, right in front of me….“The POLE”.

Perfect, I thought…so I set out to install it in my living room.

This is gonna work….I know it, I know it!!!

Hmmmm, only a tension rod, but I've come this far….there is NO turning back!! Okay tighten this, tighten that…okayyyyy, here goes…UP, UP and Awaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Aaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! CRASHHHH….BOOOM….POWW!

911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Me: Owwwwwwwwww!!! [youtube.com]
911 Operator: Sir? Sir?

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    • # Jacki

      Back to say congratulations ... this one really deserves the attention!!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Artbee

      What did you do Oscar try to install this without reading the instructions first......haha Looking at the pictures only works on photoblog........You are hilarious!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Brenda Nelson

      Congratulations, O! If you couldn't climb the pole, at least you got a Featured Photo out of it! This was a great post - and a well-deserved honor, my friend!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Igor

      Congrats with FP! Pole dance attempt is great, but dangerous :o)))))

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Christa

      LOL.. I think the pole fever will just start here on PB!! Congrats Oscar for this comic sequence and FP!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Huiching

      Oh my!!!! Hahaha..... Sorry for what happened to you, but congrats for the FP gift you got!!!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Jacki

      Oscar, this is very fun!! I must get around to a pole dancing post soon!! I'm feeling left out!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Lis

      Lols! Firstly, very nice photo of the thick tree:) Secondly, i smile at this post. It's very funny! It is still worth trying things out right.. what if it works? All in all you have entertain us Oscar:) Congrats!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Beth

      oh my word! congratulations???? this is what you'll be remembered for lol, lol, lol
      priceless! this could go viral

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Sara G

      Look what Feby has started! First, Oscar, you must use the correct equipment..second, you must have the right equipment to pole dance :-)) Very intertaining!

      2011.01.21 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Agnes Felber

      Do not give up, Oscar, you can't let Dan take all the glory for pole dancing! Also, I am just dying to see you striking the pose up there! Please pay attention to the appropriate outfit as well... :o))

      2011.01.20 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Moira

      Felicia has started a competition with you guys!!! :)
      Ps Your little dog in 9 didn't come to your rescue????

      2011.01.20 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Becky

      Oh My!!! I need to send you one of those home alerts, just push the button and "help, I've fallen and can't get up"
      Ya know I have had a really long day and I need this laugh! THANKS!

      2011.01.20 Edited Reply Cancel

    • # Josy

      I like, photos, the text, this moved humor! Very funny !
      Rest Oscar now, and remain QUIET ! :))

      2011.01.20 Edited Reply Cancel

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