I bought this El Cheapo watch from a pile'em'high type warehouse affair a week or so ago.
It's really quite uncomfortable to wear, but it completely ticked all the boxes for my “if I ever go to a 90s Italian House night at a cheap club in Worthing” outfit.
Anyway. By the time on that, I'd been up for about four hours. Again. At least the inability to sleep gave me the time to read the macro section in my camera's manual properly. Which made perfect sense for something badly translated to English from Japanese via Esperanto.

I'm sorry that the watch is uncomfortable, but it does look nice. Maybe it's like girls "going out" shoes...they are never comfortable.