Friday fun: my tax returns

by Stefan Fletcher June. 19, 2009 4579 views

Unbeknownst to many of you, I am in fact a member of the Greek Parliament.

In a spirit of solidarity with my British counterparts, I have decided to disclose my tax and expenses claims incurred in attempting to discharge my onerous political responsibilities.

I really feel for my poor British colleagues. I can tell you, they have it tough, but real tough. Having had sex with Anne Widdecombe on the Conservative front benches, I can positively assert that that green furniture is damn’ uncomfortable, plus the restaurant is only three-star and singularly lacks the Château Pétrus 1971 claret, the only thing that would make sex with Anne Widdecombe palatable. (In case you’re wondering, we did fancy getting off on the Woolsack, but it was already being used by XXXXXX XXXXX and XXXXXX XXXXXX, oh and XXXX XXXXX, as Cherie XXXXX just likes to watch – sorry, I had to blank out the names.)

However, unlike my British counterparts, I have decided not to black out nine tenths of my claims forms in a pathetic attempt at obfuscation, but provide a full and frank disclosure. It’s going to take me the whole weekend to cook up something that looks credible, so here’s the first page. I hope your weekend will be as creative as mine.

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Stormfish 11 years, 3 months ago

man... u are rich! somebody will want to marry you! ;-)

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David Swatton 11 years, 4 months ago

The sad thing is this could be an extract from one of them.... only they wouldn't know how to spell schizophrenic :-)

11 years, 4 months ago Edited
Shell Smith 11 years, 4 months ago

Lol - fun!

11 years, 4 months ago Edited
Paul Mcclure 11 years, 4 months ago

TAX forms!! Turn away now! Must NOT Look!! ARGH, TOO late, my eyes, they burn.....

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Kecskemétiné Nelli 11 years, 4 months ago

37 pages.. =D
I wonder what schizophrenic goats are good for..

11 years, 4 months ago Edited
Eric J H Joyce 11 years, 4 months ago

Only you.........

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Nadoune 11 years, 4 months ago


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Jarvo J 11 years, 4 months ago

You really do need to get a moat. I'll help pay to have it cleaned.

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Thebronzebow 11 years, 4 months ago

LOL! Don't those schizophrenic goats make it had to sleep at night? you never know what they might do...

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Michael Sakowicz 11 years, 4 months ago

Where are the other 36 pages? Great stuff. =)

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Tim 11 years, 4 months ago


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Gillian 11 years, 4 months ago

Thanks for putting a smile on my face on a Friday (even though the image of you and Ann Widdecombe will haunt me). I think as a member of the Greek Parliament you probably have too much time on your hands!

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