ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 13 (Bags! Bags! Bags!)

by Rozariasbanned July. 19, 2013 2481 views

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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 13 (Bags! Bags! Bags!)


MODELS: Ladies backs in order to see their BAGS 

I SAY »» You thought it was only SHOES?! No! Women love bags too! And I know it would take ages to write about the inside of a bag. So let’s just consider the outside: some bags are so big that they make the woman look tiny… or could it be the other way around? And is there a proper proportion between BAG and BODY? What would be the PERFECT RATIO? 20%? 10%? How cool is that?

Check the captions below the photos above to see who wins this seriously imperative mathematical dilemma!

So the formula is:

Coolfactor = bag size/body size

As usual our star system goes from one ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ

See you next time on… ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)

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BAGS SOME MORE [vantag.com]

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PHOTO 1»» nice sporty bag but… too big; the coolfactor (check formula in the scientific text after the photos) is 30% and that’s one ѽ star only

PHOTO 2»» well here there is a serious discrepancy between the FORMAL bag and the BEACH attire she wears: the ratio is slightly better at 25%; two ѽѽ stars

PHOTO 3»» one huge and one smaller, let’s make the average: 20%; 3 ѽѽѽ stars (probably only because they are nikonistas)

PHOTO 4»» aaahhh this girl has class written from hair to shoes, super tiny bag matching her jacket, wonderful… we gave her top stars since her ratio is 5%… but later we had to change that… sorry :((( so it will be 4 ѽѽѽѽ stars!

PHOTO 5»» indeed “it ain’t over till the fat lady sings” like they say on the other side of the ocean… and you never know when the true champion comes along: this fat lady may not sing but she is classy enough to wear that minuscule black bag in her left hand making her coolness factor and bagratio only… 1% and that’s unbeatable!! 5 ѽѽѽѽѽ stars for her!


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PHOTO 1»» nice sporty bag but… too big; the coolfactor (check formula in the scientific text after the photos) is 30% and that’s one ѽ star only

PHOTO 2»» well here there is a serious discrepancy between the FORMAL bag and the BEACH attire she wears: the ratio is slightly better at 25%; two ѽѽ stars

PHOTO 3»» one huge and one smaller, let’s make the average: 20%; 3 ѽѽѽ stars (probably only because they are nikonistas)

PHOTO 4»» aaahhh this girl has class written from hair to shoes, super tiny bag matching her jacket, wonderful… we gave her top stars since her ratio is 5%… but later we had to change that… sorry :((( so it will be 4 ѽѽѽѽ stars!

PHOTO 5»» indeed “it ain’t over till the fat lady sings” like they say on the other side of the ocean… and you never know when the true champion comes along: this fat lady may not sing but she is classy enough to wear that minuscule black bag in her left hand making her coolness factor and bagratio only… 1% and that’s unbeatable!! 5 ѽѽѽѽѽ stars for her!

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Rozariasbanned 6 years, 1 month ago

combinado: vou falar com ela a moledo do minho!

6 years, 1 month ago Edited
Christa 6 years, 1 month ago

Fico com a mala da 5, se calhar já tem latas de feijão la dentro :)

6 years, 1 month ago Edited
Rozariasbanned 6 years, 1 month ago

that makes you a bagger!!!

6 years, 1 month ago Edited
Kenny H 6 years, 2 months ago

Good job :)

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Dzmitry Samakhvalau 6 years, 2 months ago

:)

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
É»„Æ™‹Ç†™ 6 years, 2 months ago

very nice!!!

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Antonio Gil 6 years, 2 months ago

Fashion Police em português. Adoro o seu sentido de humor. :-))

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Tomie Poodle 6 years, 2 months ago

mathematical set !
last one is winner for the hat :)

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Jorge Cardoso 6 years, 2 months ago

Zette baby: your blog is the BEST!!!
Move over Vogue, move over Elle,

ENTER ZETTE THE ULTIMATE FASHION BIBLE!!!

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Abe Jackson 6 years, 2 months ago

..smart move to give her 5 stars...she might be 'packing heat' in that lil bag..

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
Rozariasbanned 6 years, 2 months ago

I hope you enjoy this new extended version of "Zette »» the fashion blog" with 5 photos :)

6 years, 2 months ago Edited
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