I couldn't help but make this comic in light of parasomnia. Since I myself have been it's chosen life companion I figure why not? Sometimes I do think there's a monster under my bed, but he seems to be a relatively polite bloke, a real foodie with a taste for this sexy thing one can do with chickens and tomato's.
To quote the comic if you find it difficult to read:
“Deep in the dark and spooky parts of the forest, where all fear to tread…” Taifallos: “AHHHH!!! I SWEAR, IT LIT ON FIRE BY ITSELF!!!” And with amazing midnight hair, our heroine says in sexy midnight voice… Taifallos: “Oh… Are you freakin' kidding me!?! Another night terror!?” *yawn*
“squeak” *GULP* Taifallos: “What was that…?” Monster Under Bed: *sigh* “What was, what?” Taifallos: “That NOISE! It went SQUEAK!” Monster Under Bed: *rolls eyes* "It did not say SQUEAK! It said, squeak. Go back to bed."
Monster Under Bed: “What?” Taifallos: “Do you believe in ghosts?” MUB: “I'm a monster under the bed, what do I need a ghost for?” Taifallos: “You know, for effect?” MUB: “For effect? Well…. There was this one time… wait… wait… are you sure this isn't too scary?” Taifallos: “Scary? Hah! After all this?”
Taifallos: "It'll probably reoccur in the next hour of sleep anyways. Why not make it interesting? Fancy a pizza?“
MUB: ”Chicken Toscano ONLY! And you know how I feel about green peppers…"